Run with Eric:
Football
World Cup venue for sale at any price
Transfer watch
Mario Balotelli's going to a monastery (no, really)
Hammers under the hammer in sale of the century
Oh, it's a damn shame, it really is
The Also-Rans Midweek Kickabout
Capello Bridges the gap
Move along, nothing to see here
Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on, Gabon
And the winner is... Manchester United
Manchester City far from United
