It's the job interview from hell.
From across the country, Britain's brightest political prospects head for London. Chosen from thousands of applicants: 10 candidates. They will fight it out for a top job with a six-figure salary.
But to succeed, they'll have to impress the boss. Famously hard to impress, he heads a vast political empire. Now, he is on the hunt for a new Speaker.
Hang on, didn't the BBC already do this? Hasn't this already been decided, and the new Speaker for the House of Commons is a 15-year-old Bristolian boy with a dodgy taste in suits?
Well, it's all about young blood, I suppose. And he was miles better than Kay Kay.